Kylie's first U.S. performance of 'Get Outta My Way' is LITERALLY EFFING EPIC - watch now!

So let's go ahead and talk about the big white floating elephant in the room. 

Kylie launched her U.S. promo campaign for the 'Aphrodite' album last night in truly epic fashion.  In full Dynasty 80's regalia, Miss Minogue pretty much owned the America's Got Talent stage, and gave some hope to the dozens of homosexual men in North America who worship the pop princess as their deity that her recent #19 debut on the Billboard 200 wasn't just a fluke.  With a performance on Extreme Makeover Home Edition already in the can, Kylie's hit the summer's two biggest TV ratings powerhouses, and has a number of other U.S. promo appearances in the works. 

If there ever was a time for Kylie to jam her stiletto right into the heart of America, it's now, and it seems like for once she's making all the right moves.  It'll be interesting to see how this all pans out over the next few months - sure she might not give Katy Perry and her bathtub of lice shampoo a run for their money, but at the very least U.S. airwaves will be just a touch more glittery.