Jumat, 30 April 2010

Christina unveils her 'Not Myself Tonight' video, and we don't hate it - watch the premiere!

We previously wrote about how Xtina's new track was a bit 'Sexyback-lite,' and went on to say generally not positive things about it.  There are of course some brilliant bits, and she's got a mighty nice set of pipes, but the deafening buildup to the track rendered it nearly impossible to appreciate on its own merits.  Luckily the video has surfaced, and gives us a few shiny new praises to heap upon Ms Aguilera's already over - Bedazzled heap of comeback press.

It's pretty, futuristic in a sort of retro sense, and it also sort of is a blatant ripoff of Madonna's 1989 'Express Yourself' clip in the way that people run out of ideas and then decide to fix it all by "paying tribute" to some creation that nobody doubts would be better off left alone. 

All in all, though, it's the best Christina has looked in years (read: ever) and she certainly pulls off the whole glossy shebang with the ease and style of a true professional. 



"Well done."


Out for download now in the US, and available May 2 in the UK.

UPDATE :D

Hey everyone,

I have been lacking extremley when it comes to my blog so i just though i would update you guys and inform you of what has been going on.

School and homework has been piling up recently. I'm not sure what it is but just as we came back to term 2 everything seemed to be due, it was horrible. A few things are still due but things are starting to settle down now. The most TRAUMITIZING assignment that had to be complete was a Health and Physical Education "Fitness Program".

I won't bore you with details but basically you had to construct a 3 week programme with 3 sessions a week with activity covering training types (Contuinuous, Fartlek, Plymetric, Circuit, Interval), fitness components (LME, Aerobic endurance, muscular power, cardio-respiratory endurance etc.), reps, sets, rest times, stating wether they are aerobic or anaerobic and sub-maximal or maximal. Gosh it was TORTUROUS and kept me up until about 1am-3am most mornings for about a week attempting to complete it!!

Sorry for that little rant about this MONSTOROUS assignment but i had to get it of my chest *exhales*. Who knew push ups and star jumps could be so hard, right?!

Today is Friday and i am excited for this long weekend. This Monday is public holiday for Labour Day and last Monday was a public holiday for Anzac Day. It's always nice to have an extra day off especially if you have to work every Saturday and Sunday so never really get a weekend anyway!

We are 2 weeks into the term and although i enjoyed my holidays, it was good to go back to school and see my friends. My holidays were really fun and my easter was great, i had 2 weeks off and that was amazing!!

I got a new phone which is really exciting. It's the HTC Touch Pro 2. It runs o Microsoft so it has applications such as OneNote, Word, Slideshow, PhotoStory etc.

In regards to YouTube videos will be up very soon. I have soo many video ideas and requests i need to film!! I have a MAC/Clinique/Smashbox/Stila haul coming up. It is a REALLY REALLY REALLY big one!!! So watch out for that haul coming up, i just need to film it ASAP.

I think that's about it, i really want to know how you guys are going. I feel so out of touch, please enlighten me into what has been happeneing here on blogspot!! I hope to be going around checking out you girlies blogs once again. It's been a while and i apologise!! I can't wait to read lots of blogs, catch up on goss and reconnect with you guys :D

Rabu, 28 April 2010

The new Alphabeat video ticks all the boxes - watch 'DJ (I Could Be Dancing)' now!

Alphabeat are the current leaders in 90's dancefloor nostalgia.  While others are still toying around with 80's synth sounds and Dynasty shoulderpads, Alphabeat have pioneered the next logical step for pop.  Full on, 'Rick Dees and the Weekly Top Forty playing an Expose-dance-mix' 90's jams.  Amazing?  Amazing.

The video for their new single is equally as brilliant as their music manifesto, but in case you don't believe us here are some of the more important points:

1.  There are GIANT LP RECORDS in it that SPIN AS PEOPLE STAND ON THEM
2.  There is a lot of neon

That's really all you need to know going in, actually.



Out May 31, from the re-released/retitled "The Beat Is..." album.

Selasa, 27 April 2010

Who'd like to preview Lady Gaga's new album? Well here you are then.

It would be surprising and a bit troubling to meet any person on this Earth who has not heard every track from Lady Gaga's debut album(s) at least several times.  For the Gaga machine this is both a good thing and a bad thing.  We're sure everyone is pleased as punch that her songs are so ubiquitous the world over, but with the star gearing up for a tour there's no chance for any new material to keep listeners interested anytime soon.  In this age of "out of sight, out of mind," this is a problem.  The solution?  Foist a dodgy remix album on everyone, of course.

Yes, following in the glorious and BEST-SELLING (read: hit number 6 in Belgium) footsteps of 'B In The Mix' and 'J To Tha L-O,' Gaga is taking a bunch of reworked version of old material and packaging it as something new.

Don't fret, though.  There are the standard rave-up, poppers-o-clock club versions of course, but some actual gems as well.  Take a listen to the sampler (featuring the UK-exclusive track listing) and see for yourself:



The album is out in Japan now, and drops May 3 (10th in the UK) everywhere else that matters except the US.  For those of us Stateside, it's amazon.co.uk time.

Senin, 26 April 2010

Marina and the Diamonds would like you to know that they are still not robots - watch the video now

A long long while ago we blogged about Marina and the Diamonds and their brand new single 'I Am Not A Robot.'  There was a video and a press campaign and performances and then NOTHING HAPPENED.  A year or so later, Marina has actually managed to make a dent in the charts with followup singles 'Mowgli's Road' and 'Hollywood,' and her "people" have to decide what to do next.  Apparently of the opinion that Marina has only ever written three good songs, her team have decided that the CLEAR ANSWER is to chuck out a song that already has proven to be an epic failure, and leave everything the exact same as before. 

So here's the video that you already saw a year ago, for a song that is now suddenly new again for no reason.  On the upside, it's still a pretty damn great tune.



"The same."

Minggu, 25 April 2010

Hurts show us what is 'Better Than Love' - listen to our new favorite single now!

Hurts were impressive when they were stripped down and super emo on their last single 'Blood, Tears and Gold.'  Apparently being impressive was not enough, as the guys have upped their game on the follow-up.  When we say they upped their game we mean they handily won the match, killed all the other players and then did some sort of "scorched earth" maneuver so that the battlefield would not even be usable for generations to come.  We tend to use the word "amazing" quite a bit, but we super really mean it this time.  For real.



The single is out May 17, with the album following in August.  We suggest you buy both.

Sabtu, 24 April 2010

59: The Self-Empowered Woman: Edith Holden

Dear Followers,




Today I'd like to introduce you to an artistic woman who was born during Queen Victoria's reign, died in 1920, and half a century after her death became known around the world for her posthumously published book "The Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady."

Edith Blackwell Holden was born in 1871, and her family consisted of four sisters and two brothers. Her mother, a Unitarian, wrote two little religious books for the Society for Promoting Christian Knowledge. Before her marriage she had been a nanny, and encouraged all her children to read and pursue artistic hobbies. Both she and Edith's father had strong "spiritualist" beliefs, including "automatic writing" (3: Belief in the Unbelievable).

Edith and her siblings grew up near Birmingham, England, and they often walked in the countryside with their father to collect wildflowers that they would take home as gifts to their mother, whose health (after seven pregnancies) was frail. Flowers were a special delight for Edith's mother, and her enthusiasm for nature inspired her (already artistic) daughters (2: An Early Sense of Direction).

By the age of thirteen Edith was ready to enter the Birmingham School of Art, where she earned the highest grade available in freehand drawing, and by 19, her pictures were being accepted for the Royal Birmingham Society of Artists' Autumn Exhibition. During this time she decided to specialize in plant and animal painting, and spent hours exploring the countryside to find her models in their natural surroundings.

When she was 20, she moved to Scotland to study with Joseph Denovan Adam at his art school called "Craigmill." It was the first time she had been away from home and family, but it was the perfect environment to perfect her art.

For most of her adult life, Edith either worked as a part time art teacher or illustrated magazine articles or books. When she taught at the Solihull School for Girls, her students ranged from 14 to 17 years old. Edith encouraged her students to draw or paint flowers, twigs or berries and she "demanded" high standards from her students (10: The Critic Within).

In an era where most women were financially dependent on their father or their husband, Edith (and two of her sisters) became "self-supporting" artists.

When she was 39 years old she married Ernest Smith, a sculptor, who was seven years her junior. One spring morning in 1920, while gathering branches near Kew Gardens Walk, Edith fell in a backwater of the Thames and drowned. She was 49 years old.

Published in 1977, "The Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady" was on the U.K. bestseller list for an amazing 203 weeks. It has sold over three million copies in thirteen countries, and over two million English-language copies. How wonderful that a quiet, introspective, nature-loving female artist had a positive impact on millions of people decades after her death.

Looking forward to your comments...

















Let's all take a look at the June 2010 Kylie 'Elle' cover shall we?

"fuzzy."

Thanks to reader Joey K for this blurry tidbit of joy.

Jumat, 23 April 2010

Let's take a listen to the new Gabriella Cilmi single - listen now!

The Cilmi train keeps on rolling, following on from the top ten 'Woman On A Mission' with a brand new track that is less immediate, but absolutely brilliant in a subtle campy Bee Gees kind of way.   It's by Xenomania so it's already incredible, and is one of those rare tracks that has a verse that is almost better than the chorus.  Gabriella is also very easy on the eyes, but we all know that doesn't matter in music these days because everyone just focuses on an individual's raw talent and personality.




Yes, very nice. 

The single is out soon, but the parent album 'Ten' is available now in the UK

Kamis, 22 April 2010

Sign of the Apocalypse #11 - The UK's Eurovision entry is EVEN WORSE when actually recorded

Weep for pop, dear friends.  For this...THIS...will be the shining example of pop genius that the beacon of the English speaking world will foist upon millions of unsuspecting Eurotrash come May 29th.  Witness, if you dare, the full-on studio recording of 'That Sounds Good To Me,' the Stock/Waterman-penned crime against humanity, sung by a young man who has unwittingly become the ACTUAL ANTICHRIST, leading the demonic charge across the pop skies. 

Josh Dubovie, the singer, is from Essex - the British New Jersey - and despite being rather easy on the eye doesn't exactly fill the stage with his Gaga-like presence.  Still, millions (read: a few hundred of his mother's friends) voted him as the VOICE OF A NATION on the UK Eurovision "talent" competition, so he inexplicably will be going on to represent the country in Oslo this year. 





"Null points."

Rabu, 21 April 2010

Sia's new video is batshit insane and as such is brilliant - watch now

We've all come to expect very laid back, by the book video clips from Sia by now.  She continues that great tradition by appearing as a series of TERRIFYING MUPPETS in her new video.  The song is predictably great, but we can't help thinking that Miss S's attempt at creating a happy-go-lucky clip went horribly awry.  If anything, the singer's sheer joy throughout the whole thing makes it that much more horrific.  But still, good job and all that.  We're going to go cry ourselves to sleep in a corner.



"Clap Your Hands" is taken from Sia's forthcoming album "We Are Born," which is out June 7 on Monkey Puzzle records.

Selasa, 20 April 2010

Kylie's new single will be for "All The Lovers" - listen to a clip now!

Yesterday Kylie's people baited us with the news that there would be a BIG IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT this morning about Miss Minogue.  Never ones to disappoint - except for during that whole X debacle -  Camp Kylie has plastered this video up in every outlet of social media known to man.  Be warned, it contains 30 seconds of a NICELY DONE SONG.



So let's recap then:  New single June 28 - All The Lovers.  New album out July 5 - Aphrodite.

Very good then.  Now let's get summer underway shall we...

TAG: ME IN 3

This tag is answering questions with 3 different answers. I found it really fun and i always love tags because they give insight into a person's personality away from makeup. I was tagged to do this by Obsessed Makeup Addict. So here we go:

Three Nicknames I go by:
1. Jordy
2.
Jords
3. Barbie


Three Jobs i have had:
1. Hairdressing Salon
2. Bakery
3. Modelling Agency
(I still have all 3 jobs at the moment)


Three Drinks I love:
1. Iced Latte w/ chocolate shot (Starbucks)
2. Sparkling water
3. McDonalds Thickshake (Chocolate)


Three Shows I watch:
1. Gossip Girl
2. The Kardashians
3. The Hills



Three Places I want to visit:
1. America: New York, LA, Seattle
2. The Bahamas
3. Vanuatu


 
Three Favourite Dishes:
1. Sushi
2. Big Mac
3. Grain Waves


Three Makeup Products I Couldn't Live Without:
1. Concealer
2. Mascara
3. Blush


Three Exciting Things Coming Up:
1. YouTube 1000 subscribers contest
2. Anzac Day, public holiday
3. HPE camp

 
Three People I Tag:Silhouette Screams
Lynny
Rosie

Senin, 19 April 2010

A new Kylie track and a thing about the new album that is VERY AMAZING - listen now!



Hurrah, etc.

Let's take a listen to a new leaked track from the album sessions, confirmed by the producer Biffco, who said "Just an idea we played around with..."   Still, if this is the unfinished crap that didn't get included, we have a very, very good album to look forward to.



"AMAZING."

Minggu, 18 April 2010

58: The Self-Empowered Woman: Statistics

Dear Followers,



For a change of pace, today there will be no "profile" of a woman worth getting to know. Instead, I'm going to share a few thought-provoking statistics (thanks to Betsy Towner)....


  • From 1479 till 1458 B.C. a female Pharaoh (Hatshepsut) reigned in Egypt

  • The first woman to earn a medical degree, in 1849, was Elizabeth Blackwell

  • Over 10 million women own businesses in the U.S.

  • Women outrank men when it comes to earned college degrees by 58% to 42%

  • In the 1900 Census, over one million women listed their occupation as "servant"

  • In 2008, the highest paid woman in America was Safra Catz, the president of Oracle, who earned $42.5 million

  • The different average weekly pay scale for a woman with only a high school diploma and one with a bachelor's degree or higher is $335.00

  • In 1879, Belva Ann Lockwood was the first woman to practice law before the Supreme Court

  • Almost 2 million women have served in the U.S. Military

  • Women today earn 8o cents for every dollar earned by men for the same work

  • In 2008, Ann Dunwoody was named the first four-star general

In closing, here's a quote from Greg Mortenson (more about him in blog # 38) the author of "Three Cups of Tea" and "Stones Into Schools": "We can drop bombs, surge troops, put in roads, computers or electricity, but unless the girls are educated, a society will never change."

Looking forward to your comments...

Robyn does some 'Fembots' on tv - watch the video now!

The Robyn PR machine is in full swing, with new album 'Body Talk Pt I' out June 14.  Ahead of its release there are a few buzz tracks floating out in the interwebs.  One of the best is 'Fembots,' which the Swedish songstress performed live on some nordic TV show the other day.  I think we can all agree it is very good.  

Some highlights:

1.  EVERYTHING

The end.




The album, the first of three (!!), will be released June 14 (15 in the USA).  No word yet on the release of the other 2, but they're slated for 2010 as well.  The first official single is 'Dancing On My Own,' but that isn't out until June 7.  Look for a video and some performances of that jam coming up soon.

Sabtu, 17 April 2010

HAUL 29: REDKEN, OPI, PIERRE CARDIN, COTTON ON, BARDOT, VALLEYGIRL.

Hey everyone,
Sorry for the amount of hauls recently. I have been doing some retail therapy. I know that my last Haul had 3 parts which was crazy but don't worry because this haul isn't as extravagent. Recently i have been into photography so you might notice there are many photos! Enjoy viewing what i purchased by reading more!