Black Eyed Peas' crap new song gets a crap new video - watch the premiere now!

And suddenly Fergie realized she was at the wrong Quinceanera

Alright, we all know the new BEP track is a steaming, lowbrow amalgamation of everything mediocre in this world.  So, coming from a group once known for their ground-breaking jams, you'd think they'd at least try extra hard to make a super great video for 'The Time', wouldn't you?

Well, they didn't.

The musical collective - who are fast becoming the Old Navy of pop music - have decided to do the ABSOLUTE LEAST AMOUNT OF WORK POSSIBLE in creating the clip, and mostly just mouth things at the screen while walking through streets/clubs/other places Snooki probably hangs out, and then have GROUNDBREAKING VISUAL EFFECTS layered on top of them by other people who specialize in that sort of thing.

In all honesty the pixel thing is pretty cool, but it's nothing we haven't seen before and certainly can't wash away the taste of pure evil that lingers in our ears every time we hear the song.  So to Fergie and the other people in the group who are not Fergie but wish they were, we would like to just say: either try harder or don't bother.   



"See me after class" etc.

'The Time (Dirty Bit)' is off the BEP's new album 'The Beginning' (ironic, because they certainly are starting to sound like they are very much at THE END) which "drops" November 29.

Black Eyed Peas steal 10 minutes of your life with the 'Imma Be/Rock That Body' video - watch now

The Oscars are just around the corner, and the Black Eyed Peas will not be getting one.  Nor will they ever, judging by the first couple minutes of this video.  Fergie already launched her 'acting' career, first appearing in absolute mess 'Poseidon,' where she essentially walked around looking like she accidentally wandered from a BEP shoot onto the movie set, and recently appearing in 'Nine.' 
 The other member, god bless em, try their darndest to convincingly play....themselves... and lets just say it's not super good.  Ah well, at least the CGI is there to save the whole thing. 



The song is out now, but you already knew that because like every other BEP song it is bent on world domination and SHALL NOT BE STOPPED