Listen to Kylie's NEW SINGLE for Japan relief!

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So what's the new Kylie Japan charity single like then?

Well it's a bit like Black Eyed Peas' 'Where Is The Love' but a bit more crap and also partly in a different language.  But all the proceeds from its sales will go to the relief efforts in Japan, so it's therefore better than 'Where Is The Love,' and - let's be honest here - a Kylie is better than a Fergie any day of the week.

Sure it's not going to become a HUGE SMASH CLASSIC and yeah it sounds a bit like something a couple university students on a music production course knocked together, but the great thing about charity singles is they don't have to be good to be...GOOD.